Thursday, March 27, 2008

Holy. Fucking. Shit.


You absolutely would not believe this without the screenshot:


Yeah ... that's Blogging Tory "Neo Conservative" -- he of the "Wanda Watkins" pathological obsession -- off-handedly dismissing the significance of the deaths of Canada's military.

I don't have a punchline. Do you have a punchline? Dave? Thoughts?

P.S. If Stephen Taylor knows about this, he must just be crapping himself.

37 comments:

Red Tory said...

There’s nothing unbelievable about it at all. Neo and putrid chickenhawks like him do this all the time. Rush Limbaugh has regularly dismissed the number of soldiers killed in Iraq by comparing them to traffic fatalities in the U.S. Last week I heard some screaming right-wing midget making the tired old comparison to losses from previous wars; the implicit message being that the deaths were, relatively speaking, completely insignificant. I’m sure one of the 101st Fighting Chairborne who must have contrasted the deaths in Iraq and Afghanistan to accidents that occur in Americans’ bathrooms every year. After all, to them it’s just a number… one death is just like another — you know, notwithstanding “as devastating as they undoubtedly are to friends and family of our military casualties…”

Neo... what a complete fucking shithead. Oops. How uncivil of me. My bad.

900 ft Jesus said...

since according to Stats Can the leading cause of death in Canada is cancer, then we shouldn't spend time on crime bills. Nor should we waste time and money on other killers such as diabetes, infectious diseases, etc.

And work place safety - a joke, really.

Rapes and muggins shouldn't even be discussed since they don't always result in death. Most children and wives survive domestic abuse.

Child porn...fuck it. Those kids are rarely killed, and certainly not as many die from that as people do from cancer.

Until cancer is eradicated, (or the number of related deaths drops down below, let's say, infectious diseases), we shouldn't get upset by, or act upon anything else.

Because people are numbers. Stats.
(like I have to point this out to bleeding heart Liberals)

Jay said...

Simple minded fool, thats all he has become and all he will ever be.

The morality of the choice of starting a war is different that the morality of continuing an occupation that hasn't produced positive change, and those deaths that occur while politicians heave their fat asses around the parliament building are due to political manuverings and not about the right things to do to show positive change and positive momentum towards a real ending.

And I said that all without calling Neo a worthless little shit swimming in a stagnant Conservative toilet.

Ti-Guy said...

You have to come to the conclusion that Stephen Taylor is simply OK with all of this.

As well, anyone who remains associated with that aggregator should be condemned until they speak up or distance themselves from it.

CC said...

By the way, I love how Neo writes, "Guess what... it's "a war." People get killed." Except that, conveniently for Neo, it's always other people who do the fighting and dying. What a great gig, eh?

Ti-Guy said...

I just don't get it. What can possibly be so far up that angry old bastard's ass that he has to go out of his way to be such a fuckwad?

jj said...

Something's radically wrong with that guy.

frank said...

When is this government going to wake up?!?! It's clearly time to send over Jack Layton with his superb negotiation skills and end this war. As a matter of fact why not send over the whole NDP party and as many Liberals that want to go as well. Heck, I'm sure there would be enough room to send over a few of you *snicker* "progressives" while we're at it. But first we bring the troops home, then we send you oh so superior intellectuals in to fix things up.

Red Canuck said...

Frank, does it actually hurt to be that stupid?

Cameron Campbell said...

Gosh frank, that's some deeply considered critiquing there...

Ti-Guy said...

I'm sure there would be enough room to send over a few of you *snicker* "progressives"

They can send me anytime. I'm too old to enlist, but I can certainly help with the political solution (which is what's required at this point) far better than can this gang of spotty masturbators, titsy ditzes and doughy and drunken rednecks that make up the Conservative Party of Canada.

How about you, Fwank? Think the call centre would be willing to second you for this important mission?

Pale said...

War is such a catchall word really?

Occupation is the correct one. Same for Iraq. Takes some of the "romanticism" away for sure. If one finds that kind of thing romantic.

But "they" really like that word, the WAR on drugs, WAR on terror, WAR,WAR,WAR all the time.

The WAR on common sense. And decency.

Filcher said...

Frank, it is not like anyone would be trampled by blogging tories rushing to the recruitment offices trying to sign up for the Afghan mission.
After 6 years we are still seeing no light as far as political solutions in Afghanistan. When the most recent withdrawal date comes up, will you support another 2 years there without any political movement? How about 2 years after that? or 2 years after that?

There has been no political progress made in Afghanistan over the course of 6 years. What maes you think that things will improve over the next two. Can you justify the loss of 24 soldiers when we do withdraw in 2 years, or the loss of 48 soldiers in 4 years? Or will simply shrug and say "it is only..."

And using the figures of Canadians safe at home in Canada to suggest the troops deaths are not a problem is untruthful to me, for should you not compare the deaths that occur to the numbers actually deployed in Afghanistan? After all, 12 deaths amnogst 30000000 Canadians would not be a high statistic, but there are far less troops there than that, and 12 deaths amongst 4000 troops is a far more serious matter.
And as it is obvious that the Blogging Tories are trying to get as many lies out before the Mar 31Challenge; I will simply quote George Carlin "shit piss fuck cunt motherfucker cocksucker and tits."

frank said...

This the first (and only) time I agree with you pants pissers and this is the thanks I get??? Like all you lefties have said before... Lets get the troops out of Afghanistan, and then send in Jack to negotiate with the taliban.

Ti-Guy said...

This the first (and only) time I agree with you pants pissers and this is the thanks I get???

Well, give me your address then, and I'll send you "Thanks a Bunch!" bouquet through TeleFlora.

frank said...

I'm closer than you think.

daev said...

The call is coming from... INSIDE the house!

Ti-Guy said...

Oh, Christ...I knew it. Frank's my web-enabled fridge. It's normally only supposed to track stock, but I guess it got bored.

Don't make me disconnect you, Frank.

Red Tory said...

"my web-enabled fridge..." LOL. Kudos, sir! That's brilliant.

liberal supporter said...

Mr. Ti-guy: Please contact Frigidaire Customer Support. If you are not tremendously fat, then you may have been shipped the wrong version. Based on your description, you may have received the "insult" version, designed to smirk and belittle the owner every time they eat. It also makes catastrophically stupid comments periodically in order to increase your heart rate and get you to exercise yelling at it.

Please check the control panel, in the About screen, Personality tab. If it says "Kathy Shaidle", please contact Customer Service and we will be happy to ship you a new personality module. This will be a free upgrade, since that version has been discontinued due to excessive liability claims. It seems many people have mirrors in view of the fridge, and when this personality module puts its face up on the screen to reinforce its message, there are often shattering results.

Thank you.

Ti-Guy said...

No need for an upgrade, LS. It's a newer model with a variable personality module. It was set to "Shaidle." (why it called itself 'Frank' remains a mystery).

We're having Schweinebraten mit Knödl this evening. I think I'll set it to "Catherine McMillan" to establish the right ambiance.

¢rÄßG®äŠŠ said...

People didn't seem to fall in love with cars that would tell you that your seat belt is unfastened or your door ajar, but I bet there's a market for a fridge that might say to you once in a while, "You're a fucking PIG, you know that? You make me fucking sick. Go ahead and eat, you filthy slob. Take it all. Go ahead."

I can hear Stewie Griffin being the voice.

Okay, maybe not a huge market, but I'd get a kick out of it.

HT said...

Thank you, LS, Ti, Crab, I needed the laughter after reading the excreable drivel from Neo and his supporter.
Mind you, I shouldn't have been drinking anything when I read your comments. Now I have to go dry off and clean everything.

PS, you often amuse me, but tonight you were at the top of your game!

pretty shaved ape said...

" I think I'll set it to "Catherine McMillan" to establish the right ambiance."

i'm sorry ti but an appliance that craps on the floor is not setting ambiance. and whoever installed your fridge should certainly know better than to leave the fail-safe off. setting it to schaidle could induce the customer to lick a kilo of lactancia right out of the tub. margarine with sugar, welfare queen ice cream.

though i suppose hearing the fridge bark, 'get a job tubby' would be funny the first time.

frank said...

You rubes just don't get it do you.
I'm a "genius" too!!!

Red Tory said...

I think Frank's "genius" might be better suited to the equipment of a web-enabled toaster.

liberal supporter said...

Close. The "Genius" is a microwave oven from Panasonic.

KEvron said...

"Frank, does it actually hurt to be that stupid?"

pain is registered in the brain, ergo....

KEvron

KEvron said...

"If one finds that kind of thing romantic."

only chimps and other stateside conservatives....

KEvron

the rev. paperboy said...

"Frank, does it actually hurt to be that stupid?"

I suspect he's probably numb, at least from the neck up.

Red Tory said...

LS — Hmmmm. Perhaps you’re correct. Microwaves are evil, after all.

Ti-Guy said...

I actually find Fwank funny.

KEvron said...

frank's a genus.

KEvron

Dana said...

Frank's a wiener.

Or can I still say fuckin' wiener.

Are there any lethal viruses that only conservatives can contract?

Or is being conservative a lethal virus in and of itself?

If it is I wish it would hurry the fuck up.

Jay said...

"Are there any lethal viruses that only conservatives can contract?"

Not solely conservatives but I am sure they tend to pick up a lot of nasties from toilet sex and cheap nasty male escorts.

Ti-Guy said...

If it is I wish it would hurry the fuck up.

I'm looking forward to the great "Shutting the Fuck Up." It's going to be a New Awakening that will save Western civilisation. Or so I hope...

E in MD said...



I'm closer than you think.

By Blogger frank, at 3:45 PM


Near... far... still an asshole.