Your oh-so-inappropriate, slavering man-crush on Canada’s Leading Asshole™ aka Mark Steyn has finally devolved into complete and utter hilarity. The fact that you would so blatantly hump his leg while still managing to get in a gratuitous, misogynistic swipe at women in general is too, too precious ... even for you.
I have an idea, you worthless shriek harpy, why don’t you take a page from Dr. Laura’s book and shut. The. Fuck. Up.
P.S. Money quote.
Don't question your intellectual betters, dear. "You're too short for that gesture..."
No, I’m not kidding.