Fresh out of concentration camp survivor jokes, KKKate’s decided to try her hand at a little neo-Nazi flavoured snark. I’m going to go waaaaaaay out on a limb here and state, for the record, that this is probably not going to end well.
Despite Reports To The Contrary
I did not gather with twenty-four of my closest friends in Calgary today. I was at the Saskatoon Co-op Home Centre, where I purchased electrical box cover plates, lime scale remover, and a new door knob, and I have the receipts to prove it.
Though admittedly, I and the tan work shirts exchanged knowing glances.
More - photographic evidence of my non-gathering.
That KKKate — she’s such a kidder. She is, of course, referring to this particular hilarity.
Sweet Jesus on a cracker, here’s a little friendly advice, KKKate. Leave the snark to the experts and we’ll be sure to leave the drooling, racist, Holocaust-pranking lunacy to you.