Friday, February 29, 2008

Only if you have a strong stomach.


Seriously, if you haven't had your daily quota of right-wing dumbassitude, you desperately need some Dick Evans-flavoured idiocy, including this precious comment from Dick's co-blogger "Gamil Gharbi":

Young offenders act says you cant give away the identity of minors to protect them. If he is giving away identities or encouraging it he is committing a criminal offense.

I’d mention it to the police.

Yes, that would be me, "giving away" the "identity" of, one assumes, Dick's kids ... the very same kids whose identity that Dick so conveniently splashed all over the Intertoobs here.

I'd ask if it's even possible for human beings to be any stupider than that but, well, give it 24 hours and I'm betting those folks will continue to amaze.

O.M.F.G. Dick's intellectually-stunted co-blogger "Wonder Woman" weighs in on her own blog with an absolutely ducky suggestion (emphasis added):

I left a comment, recommending Richard report this threat to the police. I also suggest he take the proactive measure of informing the school board and his children's schools, himself, but that may be lending more credit than is warranted, to the festering scab who has lobbed the threat.

Now that is the best suggestion I've heard so far -- that Dick get on the phone and personally explain to his local school board about his creepy fetish and obsession with buying up domain names and using them to promote child sex with adults. I couldn't have come up with a more brilliant idea if I'd tried, and I can just imagine the beginning of that conversation:

"Hi, uh, my name's Richard Evans and I have a couple kids in the Calgary school system and I also have a thing for linking to NAMBLA but it's not like it's my fault, it's really this guy in Ontario that I've never met that's making me do it so, are we good here? Seriously, we're cool, right? Hello? Hello?"

Yeah, that works for me in a big way. Good thinking, WW. Why don't you run that idea up Richard's flagpole and see if anyone salutes?

Metaphorically speaking, of course.

15 comments:

Red Tory said...

I'd ask if it's even possible for human beings to be any stupider than that...

Please refer to your own edifying series "Simple answers to simple questions"...

KEvron said...

bunch of jailhouse lawyers in dickkk's corner....

KEvron

liberal supporter said...

"Gamil Gharbi"?

I thought he killed himself after murdering twelve engineering students, one nursing student and one budget clerk and wounding 14 others at the Ecole Polytechnique in Montreal in December of 1989.

But I'm sure it is a pseudonym. An interesting theme for a blog's contributors to be sure. I wonder how it relates to the content of said blog.

But I'm baffled by this Richard Evans pseudonym. I cannot find any serial killer by this name. There is a Gary Evans, and he too committed suicide. Maybe this is the pseudonym he meant to assume. Even though Evans only murdered 8 people, perhaps that is sufficient. I guess Paul Bernardo would be insufficiently heinous for them to use as a pseudonym of a contributor to their blog.

Red Tory said...

LS — He's very much a real person. Real stupid.

LuLu said...

Why don't you run that idea up Richard's flagpole and see if anyone salutes?

Eewwwwwwwwwwww.

Ti-Guy said...

I wanted to direct my children's attention over to Wonder Woman's blog to have them appreciate the fierce courage of a very concerned parent staunchly defending family values, but with all the porn she's posted over there, her blog won't get past their parental control software.

KEvron said...

"I'm sure it is a pseudonym."

it's something i've noted before; their affectation for emulating notorious villains, real and fictional. a key component in my eternal question, "what the fuck is wrong with these people?!"

KEvron

Ti-Guy said...

"what the fuck is wrong with these people?"

They're crazy, that's what's wrong with them. Absolutely barking.

gobsmacked said...

Richard seems to have overstepped the mark a little on this one.
What is it about people who think they can behave poorly and never have to face any backlash. His childish linking has come back to bite him and it is only by misrepresentation of your actions that he can find any kind ofjustification.
PS even before I post this I had to go and sanitise my "about me page" because his actions do frighten me.

Red Tory said...

Gobsmacked — It doesn't matter. He and his posse will just make things up and invent stuff about you because they're inveterate liars.

Zorpheous said...

Richard's web site is complete;y off line. I wonder if his wife finally dropped the boom on him ans his asshattery

Richard said...

Richard's web site is complete;y off line. I wonder if his wife finally dropped the boom on him ans his asshattery

In the middle of switching from wordpress to joomla... There'll be many such bumps over the weekend. Fortunately, the canadiancynic/nambla link is on a different server so it won't be experiencing those interruptions.

cheers!

Zorpheous said...

keep digging your own grave Richard, need and extra shovel?

Ti-Guy said...

Richard's still stalking and harrassing, I see.

I don't even bother going over to Let Fucktards Reign anymore. I could write the damn thing myself...in my sleep.

KEvron said...

hey, ti-gut:

fumunder woman wrote a post about your comment re: porn on her perv-friendly site.

KEvron