Honestly, it's simply not possible to overmock Denyse O'Leary and her astonishing habit of being perpetually self-referential. Recall (from a recent post) Denyse getting her thong all bunched up over people who describe her as a dishonest, pig-ignorant douchebag.
But read to the bottom of that post, where you find Denyse making a rather astonishing (and oft-refuted) claim:
And here’s why abstinence education is a good thing.
Go on, follow that link. I dare you. I double dog dare you. You'll never guess.