This little gem of terrified stupidity was culled from the cess-blog by the Mighty JJ, click and behold.
You know, when they start getting uppity and frisky like, that can mean only one thing. It be courting season over in freeper town.
And in the turditional way of things, uncle-daddy gives away the bride. And sure as soon is nearly now, they sets to making the babies for to repoperlate the werld. And they ain't using no dilders neither, they's only using the bestest quality of "marital aiders" not nothing dirty.
Ain't romance byootifull?