Friday, February 15, 2008

Five Feet of Begging™.

You know, for someone who bitches and moans about the “welfare state” to the spittle-flecked extent that she does, Five Feet has no problem begging everyone to support her in the style to which she would like to become accustomed. Wait a second, there’s a word for that ... what is it? Oh, I know! Hypocrite.

If I have to get a real job, the Taliban have won
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The Taliban is getting a little old so I’ve taken it upon myself to suggest now new bon mots for Five Feet – just to keep her readers (the entire mouthbreathing collective) appropriately frightened into supporting her.

If I have to get a real job, Stephane Dion and the Librulzzzz will win!

If I have to get a real job, teh Gays will take over the world! Eewwwwwww.

If I have to get a real job, the Mooozlim cab drivers will put their insidious plans into action!

If I have to get a real job, global warming might actually be true!

I could do this all day.

, just exercising my editorial prerogative and drawing the reader's attention to this prescient gem of La Shaidle's:

Mark Steyn:

"This is a brilliant piece. Kathy Shaidle should turn it into a book."

Especially since said post will likely prevent me from ever being hired by a real company should I find myself unemployed in the near future.

Oh. Dear.

So even Kathy Shaidle understands how being a hateful, bile-spewing, racist douchebag might come back to bite her in her dumpy, pock-marked ass. Gosh, where shall I start commiserating?


Cräbgräšš said...

Lulu: "Oh, I know! Hypocrite."

It would be so mean-spirited to suggest the alternate spelling "hippocrite".

I'm not going to do that.

LuLu said...

You funny.

Jay said...

"bite her in her dumpy, pock-marked ass"

Eye bleach, aisle 5 next to the scrotum burn.

Prole said...

She's such a lazy welfare queen.

Red Tory said...

Not to mention the fact that she took years of government handouts a while back when she was unable to work for health reasons...

Yep, no hypocrisy there.

Renee said...

... Why did Dolly Parton's 9-5 suddenly get stuck in my head?

KEvron said...

"her dumpy, pock-marked ass"

"with a name like that, it's got to be good!"