Don’t beg, Five Feet of Crazy™, it just makes people uncomfortable. No, really.
If you download my new e-book 'Acoustic Ladyland' before midnight tomorrow...
My share of the revenue will be added to my first cheque from Lulu, because it will count as a January sale.
Have I mentioned lately that I'm unemployed?
And that Mark Steyn loved the book...?
Well, since Five Feet has announced that it's okay to insult people, let me be the first to say that I would not waste one penny of my hard-earned money on your piece of shit e-book.
And have I mentioned lately just how much I want that name changed? I have? Good.