Just when I think he can’t get any crazier, he proves me wrong. Via TPM’s Election Central, the Huckster had the following to say during an interview with Belief.net, a wingnut religious website (in other words, Huck’s peeps):
QUESTIONER: Is it your goal to bring the Constitution into strict conformity with the Bible? Some people would consider that a kind of dangerous undertaking, particularly given the variety of biblical interpretations.
HUCKABEE: Well, I don’t think that’s a radical view to say we’re going to affirm marriage. I think the radical view is to say that we’re going to change the definition of marriage so that it can mean two men, two women, a man and three women, a man and a child, a man and animal. Again, once we change the definition, the door is open to change it again. I think the radical position is to make a change in what’s been historic.
With all due respect sir, you are a fucking squirrel.