Wednesday, January 23, 2008

I got nothin’.


Via Sadly No, allow me to introduce you to Andrew Longman who is so super sciencey, he makes Denyse O’Leary look like a fucking genius. No, I’m not kidding.

Mr. Longman, who is described as a Christian first and an “applied scientist” second, believes that banning incandescent lightbulbs will actually increase CO2 emissions (still not kidding) which he describes in full-metal crazy detail at WingNut Daily. I won’t bore you with the exceptionally convoluted workings of what passes for his mind but suffice it to say, it can somehow all be blamed on women. I wish I was kidding.

American leftists, intent on hating the chemicals they are made from, work very hard to force other people to reduce the amount of CO2 emitted during existence. Being mostly liberal arts majors, and not engineers, these folks have quickly come to equate energy efficiency with lower CO2 emission. Based on those vague facts, and a strong sense of female social emotion, Congress recently passed a law yanking incandescent lights from production and replacing them all with compact fluorescents. Wisdom has been mandated.

As God is my witness, I have no idea where to go with this.

9 comments:

Mr. Erl said...

I think there is enough there to write a sitcom...agree?

LuLu said...

Absolutely ...

GroovyJ said...

You have no idea where to go with this because you're filled with female social emotion, not masculine groundless faith.

If you were a man, you'd make something up. Then you'd make up some more things to 'prove' the first thing. Then you'd stick your fingers in your ears and go "lalala" if anyone tried to argue with you.

Red Tory said...

American leftists, intent on hating the chemicals they are made from...

Man, that is comedy gold.

I wonder if Canadian "leftists" are likewise intent on despising their personal chemical constituency?

Southern Quebec said...

Bit of a dim bulb himself, eh?

thwap said...

Yeah. Now we don't even hate just the countries we were born in, but the chemicals we're composed of.

And let us depart from the spectre of Andrew Longman, as he proceeds to eat his own shit, like any good conservative would.

900 ft Jesus said...

"a strong sense of female emotion" - ? -

WTF?

Red Tory said...

I mean really, what can you say about such fabulous insanity? Other than to note that it's published in the WorldNut Daily — a site linked to by many Blogging Tories!

Ti-Guy said...

Other than to note that it's published in the WorldNut Daily — a site linked to by many Blogging Tories!

And to think it's not considered a crime in this country to mislead people to the extend Wingnut daily does.

The players in this conspiracy of lies (which makes liberal and aggressive use of the ignorant and the mentally ill) are going to have to brought to justice at some point.