We’ve got a new contestant today, kids. Sara, who blogs at “Choice for Childcare”, is a prissy, finger-wagging scold who shamelessly steals this article from the Daily Mash so she can shit all over working moms everywhere.
MOTHERS who work are happier than those who stay at home because they can have liquid lunches and don't have to spend time with their kids, according to a new report.
A study by Glasgow Clyde University found that so-called 'stay-at-home mums' were not entirely happy with the daily prospect of unremitting, high-pitched wailing and a face full of vomit.
Meanwhile mothers who went back to work as soon as they possibly could reported high levels of satisfaction when it came to chatting about the X-Factor, 'poking' Facebook users and spending lunchtime immersed in a vat of Pinot Grigio.
Research chief Dr Henry Brubaker said: "Every woman has a different approach to motherhood, but we found that increasingly most women have exactly the same approach, which is to get the hell out of the house.
"Modern parenting means you can work, enjoy the company of your friends and have a skinful at lunchtime safe in the knowledge that the nursery will text you if something interesting happens."
Mandy Amble, 36, from Peterborough, said: "At first I wanted to spend as much time as I could with my child. But after six solid hours of that stinking lump shouting, 'Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!' I started to change my mind.
"Now I can pretend to work all day and enjoy a range of top class white wines without having to worry about being covered in piss and shit."
Sara, who just can't help herself, then jumps up on her wingnut soapbox and proceeds to give that selfish, child-hating bitch Mandy a proper talking to (emphasis all mine):
First of all if she knew how to parent properly her child wouldn't spend all day "bang bang bang" or being full of piss and shit. Either way this is her choice, and a study should not persuade anyone to make a decision one way or another only your child an [sic] do that.
But here’s the really funny part. I took a stroll through the Daily Mash’s web site and clicked on the “About” link to find:
The Daily Mash is a satirical news website which exposes the absurdities of modern life to rigorous scrutiny with "hilarious results" (citation needed here - ed). The site satirises the worlds of politics, media, culture and sport with spoof news stories, commentary and opinion (this means that it's all made-up and is not intended in any way whatsoever to be taken as factual - hello lawyers!).
Ooopsie. I'm sure never-wrong Sara will be printing a correction any time now. Yup ... any time.
Update: Still waiting ... I've even had time to fix the mistake I made (thanks to RT in comments).
This just can't get any better: Sara's on the front page of wankcentral Free Dominion.
Credit where credit is due: From Sara's Comments:
Ok it was just after 6 am on a friday morning, I was tired lol.