Well. I could’ve gone the rest of my life without knowing this. Seriously.
Apparently, Five Feet of Crazy™ wants to be Ann Coulter when she grows up ... and she doesn’t care who knows it. From her comment on Aaron’s blog:
Anyway: I also don't understand what's wrong with being Ann Coulter. She is tall, thin, blonde and rich with an Ivy League law degree and a passel of bestselling books. Leave it to a Canadian to think that's a bad thing.
When I think quality role model for girls, the last thing that comes to mind is some malnourished rageaholic with an adam’s apple rivaling that of most men and who shows up for interviews on morning news shows wearing last night's painfully tacky version of the timeless “little black dress”. Translation for the guys: she dresses like a two-dollar crack whore.
You know, I’d like to be Lara Croft when I grow up ... but you don’t see me going around telling everybody and their fucking dog that.