Sunday, December 16, 2007

Pick me! Pick meeeee!!!

Five Feet of Crazy™ has taken to blatantly pimping a poll at The Gay Patriot, so I thought I'd do you all a favour and check it out. I kid you not, it's called the “Grande Conservative Blogress Diva 2008”. You know this is going to be good, right? And the list of nominees?

The Anchoress
Ann Althouse
Little Miss Attila
Tammy Bruce
Dymphna of Gates of Vienna
Bridget Johnson of GOP Vixen
Sondra K of Knowledge is Power
Carol Platt Liebau
Rachel Lucas
Michelle Malkin
neo-neo con
Kathy Shaidle of Five Feet of Fury
Pamela of Atlas Shrugs
Virginia Postrel of The Dynamist
Debbie Schlussel
Fausta Wert

Sweet baby Jesus on a jumped-up hockey stick, I have no idea where to go with this. It's the Shangri-La of snark ... a cat fight with automatic weapons instead of hair-pulling and girly slaps.


pretty shaved ape said...

i'm picturing an airplane going down in the remote andes...can anyone supply these fine examples of conservative womanhood with some soccer uniforms?

Ti-Guy said...

Conservative men don't understand the differences between diva, dominatrix and harridan. That list contains only these latter two, plus a goodly number of garden-variety cretins (and those are anti-divas).

Admittedly, these terms are sexist caricatures, but only liberal women can be true divas.

Red Tory said...

I suppose it would be catty of me to suggest that Daniel is a "hag fag" wouldn't it?

Anyway, that's quite the venomous rogues’ gallery of seething hatred he’s got there.

Ti-Guy said...

"Hag fag"....I thought you had made a mistake until I thought about it.

Quite possibly. Or maybe he's just stupid.

Red Tory said...

Quite deliberate, I assure you.

I don't know what's wrong with those two boys. The few times I've been there it always seems they're barking up the wrong trees.

Go figure.

LuLu said...

ti-guy said ... but only liberal women can be true divas.

I resemble that remark ...

Sheena said...

Divas don't have time on their hands to waste on irrelevant things like pajama wearing basement dwellers with holes worn through their pockets, dearie.

Ti-Guy said...

The only one who comes close to diva-ish on that list is Althouse but she starts whining and puling whenever the criticism becomes a little too harsh. No self-respecting diva would ever do that.

Most of them are just harridans and mice.

CC said...

Jesus, but don't you just hear the sound of nads shrivelling up into body cavities everywhere?

the rev. said...

wow, that is quite a list running the ganlet from "functioning thinskinned nutjob" to "throughly ignorant hateful loudmouth" to "Self important super-crazy mustache-worshipping yenta" to "Vicious delusional psycho-stalker." And El Shaidle is actually proud to be in this company? Figures.

for added intertubez fun, see if you can match the "diva" to the descriptions above.

Ti-Guy said...

Let's see:

Functioning thinskinned nutjob: Althouse
Throughly ignorant hateful loudmouth: Schlussel
Self important super-crazy mustache-worshipping yenta: Pameleh
Vicious delusional psycho-stalker: Malkin

That was hard.

Red Tory said...

Not the best choice of words. ;)

Crabgräss said...

I'm soft on these hags.

CC said...

Well, crap ... when I read "Vicious delusional psycho-stalker," I scanned the list looking for Rachel Marsden.

Now that was an unforgivable omission.