Oh mah gawd! From the department of too stupid to exist without mama's nurturing enablers comes the greatest work of scholarship that a young man can pay strangers to perform. Dear lawd it's true, the day of retarded reckoning has arrived! Spongehead Loadpants done finished his book!
The scientists over at Sadly, No! have procured a copy of the masterpiece and are attempting to ingest the contents. We hope their insurance is paid in full.