Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Drooling, spittle-flecked keyboards: Kathy Shaidle edition.


Um ... generalize much, Kathy? That's right, Kathy ... as a modern Catholic, you have just the moral high ground to lecture the rest of us.

I'm guessing I don't need to explain that last bit, right?

BONUS TRACK: Unbelievably, Blogging Tory and poster child for failed anger management classes "Neo Conservative" bitches and whines about -- get this -- a lack of coverage of a major news story.

I swear, if Neo didn't exist, a roomful of retarded chimpanzees would have to invent him.

POOR NEO ... he so desperately wishes he had a second comeback. Perhaps we should take up a collection and buy him one. It's the least we can do for the less (intellectually) fortunate.

19 comments:

JJ said...

Wow. KS in the throes of a full-blown crap-splattering bigotrygasm is something to behold. But messy, very messy.

Ti-Guy said...

I'll make sure the CIC knows this complaint comes from someone who calls all Arabs "violent retards."

Red Tory said...

The next time you think the BTs are falling down on the job in the outrage department about something or other, make sure you publish Stephen Taylor's cellphone number so folks can call and let him know they support all his "good work" why don't you?

Red Tory said...

I loved this:

Make them feel as uncomfortable as possible and maybe, if we're lucky, they will start going back to Crapistan where they obviously belong, with their backward, violent ways and their indifference to even the most rudimentary duties demanded of civilized people.

Where's "Crapistan" exactly? Would that be anywhere near where we have several thousand young men and women at present fighting and dying for some worthy cause?

Southern Quebec said...

WOW! Someone needs their meds adjusted.

Lindsay Stewart said...

in the tone of the artiste,

where were the spontaneous protests by catholics when news of catholic priests and clerics systemically molesting children began to emerge. where were the thousands spontaneously filling the streets when their corrupt hierarchy covered up for them and enabled their continued deviant crimes against children. maybe if we make those savage black cloaked molesters and their retarded followers feel uncomfortable enough they'll start going back to papistan where they obviously belong with their backward, pedophilic ways and their indifference to to even the most rudimentary duties demanded of a civilized people.

Red Tory said...

It's almost too easy, isn't it?

Somena Woman said...

On a brighter note, I hear Kathy is very close to getting a permit to own a personal firearm.

Don't you feel safer already knowing that one of the most regularly angry-to-the-point-of-psychosis, people that you know of in this country will soon be armed and carrying?

I am.

Red Tory said...

An angry midget packing heat... what could go wrong?

¢rÄbG®äŠŠ said...

Did she post something on getting a firearm permit?

She really should have one already. A conserative without a gun is like a priest without a penis!

CC said...

I'm sorry ... what rationale could Kathy Shaidle possibly provide for needing a personal firearm?

I can see people needing access to deadly force to be protected from Kathy Shaidle, but who exactly does she need to defend herself against? I want to hear more about this -- who's got details?

Southern Quebec said...

CC:
http://www.fivefeetoffury.com/:entry:fivefeet-2007-10-27-0003/

check it out. Scares the hell out me.

That guy said...

Anyway, the answer to her, uh, question is right here. Not that she'll acknowledge it, of course.

¢rÄbG®äŠŠ said...

You're probably right, Chet.

Her bullshit keeps best in a vaccuum. Hence, her decision to live in one.

Ti-Guy said...

Oh, she really is a gun-toting raging psycho.

Oh well. When it hits the fan, at least everyone will be spared those saccharine tales from neighbours and acquaintances about how she always seemed like such a nice Catholic girl.

Red Tory said...

Dole-sucking Angry White Midget®.... That's my impression and I'm sticking to it.

M@ said...

Remember: the victory is Christ's and is already assured. We are merely required to run out the clock in style.

I had a really hard time getting my mind around the fact that this is meant unironically.

Red Tory said...

Nice to know they're just "running out the clock" isn't it? Speaks volumes.

CC said...

Can we encourage them to run out the clock faster, then just bugger off and leave the rest of us alone?