Saturday, December 01, 2007

And in breaking ... uh ... news ...


Shorter JoJo: "A ship belonging to someone else ... and an iceberg ... uh, accident ... therefore, Al Gore. Exxon Valdez? Never heard of it. Why?"

4 comments:

KEvron said...

six degrees just aren't enough for some people....

KEvron

Southern Quebec said...

Is English her first or second language?

Ti-Guy said...

She's just a conservative Heather-wannabe. She can't pull off the sneering hauteur the way people she admires can:

At Sat Dec 01, 10:49:00 AM EST, Gabby in QC said…

"Where are the eco-warriors on this file?"

They're all packing their suitcases while singing "I'm going to Bali" - battle fatigues swimsuits and Tilley wear de rigueur.


Warning to future parents: If you name one of your kids Gabriel/Gabrielle, and he/she shortens it to "Gabby," call an exorcist.

¢rÄbG®äŠŠ said...

If you're considering naming one of your kids Gabrielle, perhaps consider "Lenisbreath" instead.