Friday, November 02, 2007

Stupid cultural humour.


A guy from Alberta and a guy from Ontario are fighting over a lantern that they just ran across when, suddenly, a genie pops out and grants them each a wish.

"Oh, that's easy," says the guy from Alberta, "I want you to build an impenetrable, 100-foot wall around Alberta, so we can protect our conservative, God-fearing culture from all those Eastern Canada Liberal assholes."

"Done," says the genie. "And you?"

The guy from Ontario just smiles and says, "Fill it with water."

2 comments:

Dave said...

The western side is already complete.

¢rÄbG®äŠŠ said...

Another possible punchline:

Ontarian: "Wow. Did you really just build a 100' wall around Alberta?"

Genie: "Yes. Now what do you wish for?"

Ontarian: "That's okay, I'm good."