Friday, November 02, 2007
Stupid cultural humour.
A guy from Alberta and a guy from Ontario are fighting over a lantern that they just ran across when, suddenly, a genie pops out and grants them each a wish.
"Oh, that's easy," says the guy from Alberta, "I want you to build an impenetrable, 100-foot wall around Alberta, so we can protect our conservative, God-fearing culture from all those Eastern Canada Liberal assholes."
"Done," says the genie. "And you?"
The guy from Ontario just smiles and says, "Fill it with water."