Thursday, November 01, 2007

People who should simply have "Whoops, my bad" on their speed dial.


SHRIIEEEEEEEEKKKKKK!!!

Iran: Jews, Christians Must Wear Badges

In a move reminiscent of the Nazis forcing Jews to wear a Star of David insignia, Iran’s parliament has reportedly passed a law requiring Jews, Christians and other religious minorities to wear color-coded badges to identify them as non-Muslims.

The law would also set a dress code for all Iranians, requiring them to wear "standard Islamic garments.”

Uh oh ... never mind, carry on:

Experts say report of badges for Jews in Iran is untrue
Chris Wattie, National Post
Published: Friday, May 19, 2006


Several experts are casting doubt on reports that Iran had passed a law requiring the country's Jews and other religious minorities to wear coloured badges identifying them as non-Muslims.

The Iranian embassy in Otttawa also denied the Iranian government had passed such a law.

On a more recent note, in exciting, spine-tingling, terrorist-related news:

Fox News: Al Qaeda is causing the CA wildfires.

This morning on Fox News, hosts of the show Fox and Friends blamed the wildfires in California on a new culprit: al Qaeda. They pointed to a 2003 FBI memo, which raised the possibility that al Qaeda may try to set wildfires around the western United States.

Yeah, you just know what's coming, don't you?

Officials: Boy With Matches Started Fire

By DAISY NGUYEN – 17 hours ago

LOS ANGELES (AP) — Officials blamed a wildfire that consumed more than 38,000 acres and destroyed 21 homes last week on a boy playing with matches, and said they would ask a prosecutor to consider the case.

The boy admitted to sparking the fire on Oct. 21, Los Angeles County sheriff's Sgt. Diane Hecht said Tuesday. Ferocious winds helped it quickly spread.

"He admitted to playing with matches and accidentally starting the fire," Hecht said in a statement.

I'm thinking the Dumbass-o-sphere should simply order their "Oh, crap, we fucked up again" cards from Office Depot in lots of 500. It would save everyone just buckets of time, don't you think?

3 comments:

M@ said...

Wow -- Al Qaeda is recruiting boys in California now?! They really are the most powerful, insidious, ruthless terror organization in the world! EVER!

Ti-Guy said...

Allahu Akbar, eh?

Yes, I was converted. Just this morning. I certainly don't want to be the last one to end up being recruited by Al Qaeda.

¢rÄbG®äŠŠ said...

I'm pretty sure they haven't picked me yet because I wear glasses. That, and I'm a skinny bastard.