Wednesday, November 21, 2007

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!




Really, you can't possibly be surprised.

15 comments:

KEvron said...

the dudes protest too much, methinks....

KEvron

LuLu said...

Perhaps they're all just doing some timely research. You know ... so they can help people not be gay. Duh.

E in MD said...

What do you mean KEvon?

No conservative is EVER gay. They're just... confused.

I mean like Ted Haggard is 100% Not Gay {tm}.

So is Larry Craig.

Now, Reverend Gary Aldridge... I don't know what his deal was. But you can be sure he was 200% Not Gay{tm} despite the wetsuits, rubber panties and the dildo up his ass.

LuLu said...

Well of course the good Reverend Wetsuit wasn't gay ... he was adventurous.

For your big, fat information "e", there's a world of difference between the two.

KEvron said...

"despite the wetsuits, rubber panties and the dildo up his ass."

damn me, but they do party hearty!

KEvron

E in MD said...

For your big, fat information "e", there's a world of difference between the two.

By LuLu, at 4:09 PM


For your big fat information, Lulu. I am familiar with the difference between homosexual sexual orientation and having a really strange jumble of sexual fetishes ( possibly clinical Fetishes ) that result in your auto-erotic asphyxiation.

I'm not making a comparison between the two ( they are of course apples and orangutans ) I am making a comparison between reality ( that place we all live in ) and the bizarro world the conservapedia folks live in. It is a place where Wikipedia is too Liberal has a Liberal agenda and is therefore evil, but conservapedia is just fine and has no bias despite that whole spending all day gay-bashing thing.

I am also making a comparison between the holier than thou conservatives and the rest of us. They're really no different, they just like to thumb their noses at everybody else because it makes them money and makes them feel better.

The whole 'you're evil but we're moral' double standard bugs me.

So chill, k?

daev said...

Maybe Lulu was being facetious?

LuLu said...

E my dear, may I call e? I was merely channeling the vaunted wankersphere (obviously not very well). Trust me, we're on the same side.

I could care less who a person worships, believes in, sleeps with or what sexual aids they use in the bedroom (or the kitchen, livingroom, basement, whatever)- it's none of my business. My issue, like yours, is with these holier-than-thou hypocrites who bring new meaning to the old mantra of "Do as I say, not as I do".

And the worst part of all? The fact that they honestly don't see anything wrong with their hateful, vicious, misogynistic, homophobic, racist behaviour. After all, they're just doing what the bible tells them to! Bastards.

Crabgräss said...

Group hug.

I mean in a natural, healthy way.

Holy crap, Conservapedia. Preoccupied much?

Frank Frink said...

Sure looks like Larry Craig's been awfully busy.

Ti-Guy said...

Conservapedia? More like Obsessed-with-homos-apedia.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...*cough*...*choke*...

Crabgräss said...

Gaywatch.

I win the thread.

Boo yeah!!

Simon said...

Goodness, until now I had absolutely no idea that bowels could be gay.

Teh gay is everywhere.

E in MD said...

E my dear, may I call e?

You can call me what you wish dear. I normally go by Eiredrake but I got tired of typing it in on every blog I comment on so I shortened it.

I was merely channeling the vaunted wankersphere (obviously not very well). Trust me, we're on the same side.

By LuLu, at 5:00 PM


To be honest I got the impression that someone who was gay or was close with gays had misinterpreted my comparisons and was bracing for impact as it were. Hence the chill comment. After all the verbal squabbles I've had on here the past few days I probably jumped the gun a little. So I very much apologize.

LuLu said...

I'm glad we straightened that out ... Happy Turkey Day, btw. Just to make it more fun, do what I do. Name it George - it makes carving so much more enjoyable.