Saturday, September 22, 2007

Deep thoughts from the Canadian Right, and turnabout being fair play.

Canada's newest Blogging Tory and self-proclaimed "one of the top five political minds in the country" Gerry Nicholls taxes himself intellectually to bring us some very deep stuff:

You know what has to be the easiest task ever?

Coming up with a list of people who would make a better leader than Stephane Dion.

In fact, I came up with such a list in about five seconds.

Here it is:

People Who Would Make a Better Liberal Leader Than Stephane Dion

* Britney Speers
* A cardboard cutout of Stephane Dion
* Anybody randomly picked out of the phonebook
* Stephane Dion's dog, Kyoto
* A carrot
* Urkel
* The Scottish guy on Canadian Tire money
* Mr. Clean
* Me
* You

So, here at CC HQ, we've decided to return the favour and start a list of objects that would make a more profound and illuminating commenter on today's political issues than Gerry Nicholls. I give you:

  • Britney Spears (sp)

  • A cardboard cut-out of Gerry Nicholls

  • A urinal deodorizer disc

  • Ear wax

  • My laundry hamper

  • That funny internal organ that is the only thing my cat won't eat when she munches down a mouse

  • Dr. Roy

Feel free to add to the list. And remember, the above insightful commentary from Nicholls is why he's one of the Macleans 50, and you're not.


The Seer said...

Oh God! I hate to say this! CC, forgive me for I know not what I do.


Ti-Guy said...

Why the fuck does anyone listen to Gerry Nicholls? The man's retarded.

Zorpheous said...

1) my toe nail clippings
2) the toilet paper after I have used it.
3) The Microsoft Paperclip
4) MS DOS 4.0

Crabgräss said...

Britney's Pears

dirk buchholz said...

..."Canada's newest Blogging Tory and self-proclaimed "one of the top five political minds in the country"...

Nothing like a bit of modesty.Yikes.But then he's a Blogging Tory,many whom live in worlds all their own.

900 ft Jesus said...

that part sea cucumbers shit out when they are under attack

Red Tory said...

Miss Teen South Carolina

Cherniak_WTF said...

Tasha Kheiriddin after she wrote:
You too Roy - you always make insightful comments!

God can she be more stupid?

Ti-Guy said...

Yeah, that's pretty dumb. Tasha "Tracy Flick" Kheiriddin obviously peaked in high school.

Candace said...

What IS that organ the cat spits out, anyway?

And I would add "cat litter" to the list (used or not, no difference)

Crabgräss said...

The letter "J".