On the one hand, you want to move on to cover the really dangerous and lunatic whackjobs. On the other hand, it's like you just can't look away from this particular train wreck:
I would like to begin today by thanking all those who have been showing support for me. With out [sic] all of you, I don't know what I would do.
OK, so not a real train wreck. Maybe more like this:
(DISCLAIMER: No actual trains were wrecked in the making of this blog post.)