Thursday, July 12, 2007

The eJankulator Janks again.


And having stroked himself into a high dudgeon with nefarious conspiracy theories, Steve Janke is once again left holding a bag as empty as his intellect.

Quelle surprise.

OH, DEAR GOD
... he's doing a "wrap up" of a non-story in which he was a total non-participant. Why is "pity" the first emotion that leaps to mind?

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

You can sleep at night, confident that SuperSteve is on the job, looking for evil wherever it lurks -- or not. Maybe he could team up with KKKathy. The mentally challenged duo!!

Anonymous said...

Oh but here's the best bit--when little stevie takes credit for his l33t investigation sK1Llz0rs!!--
"My analysis showed, though, that the likely culprit was Jayun McDowell, a former supporter of Adriane Carr and probably a Green Party supporter in the past."
Now, if you read the link there to his previous blog--
"An analysis of the website, though, points to one of Adriane Carr's supporters."
'Cause you know that "one of Carr's supporters" is exactly the same as "A former party supporter in the past."
I think I'll call Crimestoppers the next time there's a break-in in Moosejaw--"I think the burglar was human!" and then, when the cops catch the crook and it turns out to be Steve Jones from Moosejaw, I'll be looking for my reward.
As anonymous stated in CC's previous post on this subject--"idiot" (though I think anon's attribution of 'idiot' was somewhat misdirected)

Anonymous said...

Oh wait--there's more (as usual)--if I read this correctly, stevie was all 'conspiracy theory' joking when he wrote that Jayun may have been responsible.
Stevie lists not less than 5 different 'consiracy' ideas, one of which was that Jayun had a 'falling out' with the Green Party.
His last few lines dismisses these points with mockage--"If I keep working at it, I bet I can work in Karl Rove into a theory."
And then stevie wraps up with his 'presumed' reasoning for this whole thing--"Or maybe someone is pulling Jayun's leg, and this has nothing to do with politics."
Stevie mocked his own idea, but when proven true--"Hey!! I said it all along!!!"
And yet people call CC "idiot" for supposedly misreporting certain facts in this case.