In a move sure to strengthen Judeo-Christian relations, Pope Ratzo the First has revived the Tridentine Mass, which specifically targets for conversion those adorable Jews and their wacky ideas:
“For the conversion of the Jews. Let us pray also for the Jews that the Lord our God may take the veil from their hearts and that they also may acknowledge our Lord Jesus Christ. Let us pray: Almighty and everlasting God, You do not refuse Your mercy even to the Jews; hear the prayers which we offer for the blindness of that people so that they may acknowledge the light of Your truth, which is Christ, and be delivered from their darkness.?
In response, the Blogging Tory Anti-Semite Rapid Response Squad (or "NAMBLA") began scouring their archives for bad things to say about Robert McClelland.
Later, cake was served.