Friday, April 27, 2007

Blast! Paul has discovered our nefarious plot.


Apparently, you just can't sneak anything past Blogging Tory Paul, as he quotes approvingly:

The idea is for Senate Dems to absolve themselves of any responsibility for the crucial Iraq theater of the War on Terror, despite most of them having voted in favor of removing Saddam Hussein from power. Another benefit from the Democrat point of view is that the bill's inevitable failure will delay funding our troops in the field, helping to demoralize them and bring about their defeat. With their control of the establishment media and extremely low opinion of the American public, Dems believe they can spin this defeat and its catastrophic consequences to their own benefit in the 2008 elections.

Damn it all to hell, he's on to us. First, the Dems will send to the White House a funding bill with a withdrawal timetable, then they will use their terrible powers of telekinetic mind control to force President Chimpy McFlightsuit to veto the bill, after which the American troops still in Iraq will be hideously demoralized by the thought of getting the fuck out of there and perhaps not being killed after all.

Who let Paul in on this? Was it you? You son of a bitch ...

4 comments:

Ti-Guy said...

It is my fault. I spiked Paul's water with LSD.

These nutcases are beyond tiresome. There's no limit to the perfidy they like to imagine in the actions of their political adversaries, which is how they're able to ignore how many people are dying all the time and how miserably their side has failed.

The Republicans have failed. End of story.

False Prophet said...

Hmm, where have I heard this story before?

But the LORD hardened Pharaoh's heart and he would not listen to Moses and Aaron, just as the LORD had said to Moses.

-Exodus 9:12

Mike said...

Their ya go, its God's fault. I can live with that...

Chester N. Scoville said...

One Dolchstosslegende, comin' right up!