Thursday, February 08, 2007

Right-wing humour. As it were.


Via mediagirl19, we learn that those pants-wettingly hysterical chicks from "The America Show" are back.


At this point, I am going to have to speak to my testicles softly and soothingly just to get them to descend again.

IF YOU'RE UP TO THE CHALLENGE
, check out the comments for that video. Some serious entertainment value there.

I'M SORRY ... some of you people actually watched that thing? Did you not learn anything from the first two episodes?

15 comments:

Crabgrass said...

Holy shit. That is pitiful.

God bless the pause button.

eastern front said...

"Let's lift up the barrel and scrape underneath it."
And what crabgrass said.

Zorpheous said...

I sat through 3/4 of that,... Seriously is that suppose to be funny? Dennis Miller is funny, shit even Billy Oh'Really is fun from time to time (but I think he is trying to be serious) Those three bimbo's are just plain pathetic and sad.

I remember reading some of the comments about their earlier works and how the neo-clowns were thinking that this was great comedy,... We even I think watching a spot on a wall is funny,... providing I have smoked enough pot,...

Those girls are just sad and pathetic. Hey maybe they should get real jobs,... like at Walmart

Weasel said...

Those girls are just sad and pathetic. Hey maybe they should get real jobs,... like at Walmart

Yep, they're perfect for ICS: no real brain power. And they can learn how wonderful it is to be owned by a company! Isn't that great?!

Seriously, I couldn't watch more than two minutes of that steaming pile of horse manure. The Wal-Mart ass-kissing just sent me over the edge. I know the company, a little too well. (Don't wanna say how.) They have told some of their employees that as long as they are on the clock, they are Wal-Mart's property. I am not making that up. =/

That company needs to shrivel up and die. I hate them, worse than I hate cockroaches..... and I hates me some cockroaches.

CC said...

Yup, those are some bad roaches.

sooey said...

i watched it. i thought they were making fun of people who shop at walmart. thanks for the head's up.

Jose said...

It's not so much comedy as a "hey it's okay to feel like this" sort of semi-humours chat. The scariest thing about this video is that there are probably people who think this rates as good humour.

I've said this before and doubtless I'll say it again. You really don't need to cross the street to embarass these people because they're doing it themselves way better than you ever could.

Ti-Guy said...

Puerile. Like watching the mean girls in high school. Also, that blond one in the middle is a total head case.

pretty shaved ape said...

i pushed play. i felt pain. the pain of failures. i pressed stop. my friend looked over my shoulder to see what was squealing. looking at the still image, she announced, "looks like she's wearing an elephant's foreskin". i turned off the speakers and pressed play. much funnier trying to guess why the one on the left was rubbing frankenberry on her boobs. still kind of put me off my dinner.

Rosie said...

my husband made me turn it off and he didn't even know what i was listening to.

Chester N. Scoville said...

Well, that was several minutes I'll never get back.

Simon said...

OK, I made it to the point where the one in the middle popped a thought bubble with the c = lim(1 + 1/n) as n approaches infinity formula, and then my eyes started bleeding and I got hives. I couldn't go any further.

CC, you are pure evil to post that.

Shannon said...

"CC, you are pure evil to post that."

Couldn't have said it better. Pure cruelty.

Sadly, this is in fact what passes for conservative humor, along with the bwah-ha and the snickering over the miserable scribblings of Ann Coulter.

They're moderating comments again so I bet you won't see this:

"The America Show is to comedy what a bowl of rancid dog crap is to food."

But it made me happy to write it.

Crabgrass said...

Rosie, your husband is a good man. Never let him go.

Adam C said...

Oh, hell no, I didn't watch it. I still can't believe I watched the second one. How can people find this funny? The quality is lousy, the acting is horrible, the characters are uniformly smug and condescending, and the scripts don't seem like they would be funny even if the rest was fixed.