Monday, February 05, 2007

From the "Yeah, that was bad timing" department.


And over here, Jonathan "The Strong Conservative" Strong continues to press his hands tightly over his ears on the subject of global warming, yelling, "LA LA LA LA ... I can't heeeeeeear you!"

So, Jonathan ... how's that whole global warming/climate change thingy working out for you down there in Florida? Oooooooh ... not so well, I see.

BONUS TRACK: In Jonathan's comments section, fellow Blogging Tory "Joanne" gets all schoolgirl giggly over Mark Steyn as well, squealingly describing his column as "awesome," proving once again that there's no part of our discourse that can't be cheapened once the BTs get ahold of it.


10 comments:

Dave said...

I read the opener of "Jonathan's" post and thought I was going to puke. Really... you have to warn us when he's longing to perform fellatio on The Hobbit.

Anonymous said...

Joanne is awesome in exactly the same way Mark Steyn is awesome.

...Don't worry. She'll get it...in ten years or so.

Strong Conservative said...

The storm was from a cold front, its a chilly 60 degrees (F) here today. Must be global warming right...
how awkward there were no hurricanes this past year though, that won't help Gore's propaganda film.

Anonymous said...

Very awkward, except that there was an El Nino last year, which tends to suppress Atlantic hurricanes.

Oops, but that's climate science, based on mathematical computer models. Probably just more "propaganda".

Dave said...

The storm was from a cold front, its a chilly 60 degrees (F) here today. Must be global warming right...

That's really quite stunning. It demonstrates a complete lack of understanding of the difference between meteorology and climatology.

Sort of like the relationship between battery operated light panels and terrorists.

I never thought either was possible, but here I am, once again, mistaken.

David Webb said...

The strong conservative opined:

"how awkward there were no hurricanes this past year"

Except for Ernesto, Florence, Gordon, Helene and Isaac. And these were only the ones that hit, or approached, North America. As well there were 6 tropical storms in your area: Zeta, Alberto, Unnamed, Beryl, Chris, and Debby.

Would you be kind enough to let us know how this amounts to zero?

Dave said...

Would you be kind enough to let us know how this amounts to zero?

Ahh, David, you miss his point. There were no hurricanes because he didn't feel the effects of one. If it didn't touch him personally, if it wasn't covered on FOX or if he didn't actually talk to someone who had witnessed one, there were none.

This only works, however, for hurricanes.

Terrorists are another matter. Having never seen or met one, having never been directly affected by one, having no direct knowledge of any individual who has actually encountered one, he is assured of the presence of terrorists everywhere... because Mark Steyn says so.

David Webb said...

I stand corrected. I really don't know what I was thinking by asking that question.

CC said...

Yeah, David ... it's like how, say, same-sex marriage is devastating to the sanctity of "traditional" marriage, even though you can't come up with a single example of that.

Man, do we have to explain everything to you? :-)

¢rÄbG®äŠŠ said...

It snowed in Toronto yesterday, so there's no such thing as global warming. And if there were nobody has proven it's caused by humans and if someone has nobody has shown that it's necessarily bad and if they have the government can't fix the weather and if they could what about China and India.

That's what I don't think.