And surely just a coincidence that they all look so much like this guy.
Keebler Elves make them sound cute. Those two (and Norquist...and Jonah Goldberg for that matter) look like Cro-Magnons.This is my theory...*ahem*...They've gone insane, and one of the symptoms of that is a lax attitude towards grooming and personal hygiene.
I'm going to shave off my winter beard NOW!
Too much bad hair, no teeth shown during smiles so as to conceal poor oral hygiene and smug smiles. A characteristic of the wanker lifestyle and their radical family-destroying agenda?
That's what happens when cousins marry cousins.
They're plump young white males. Without the facial hair, they'd look even younger and plumper. Compare to Jason Kenny.They want to be taken seriously, so on comes the closely trimmed beard, which also doubles as a visual distraction for looking not so round faced, especially when being strangled by collar and tie. Standard technique for visual perceptions and conformation.Or, they're baby bears. What are the odds?
I know baby bears and those, sir, are no baby bears.
They're plump young white males.I just got an idea of how we might solve two problems at once here...irritating and cretinous neocons pundits and emaciated fashion models....fire up the barbecue and see if Kate Moss is free.
Is the Pillsbury Dough Boy Grover Norquist?And what about The Beard himself?
Bzzzzzzzzt! Not Grover Norquist. Next contextant, please.
Jonah Goldberg! I win.
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