Let the Carnival of Dumbassitude begin:
- Left-wing intolerance is despicable; right-wing intolerance is hilarious.
- If you can't believe a trivially-manipulated online poll, what can you believe?
- Yeah, I'm with stupid.
- Apparently, media bias is a bad thing. Sorry ... when did that happen?
- Must be a seriously slow news day in Wankerville.
And your winner is ...
- Speaking as a representative of the most overwhelming religious majority in America, why is everyone picking on poor little us?