Time for a quick dip into the shallow cesspool that is Canada's largest wankfest:
- How bad is TV Ontario's "The Agenda with Steve Paikin" that they keep inviting Adam Daifallah back?
- When Bill Clinton committed perjury regarding an irrelevant blowjob, that was an impeachable offense. When Lewis "Scooter" Libby committed perjury related to revealing the identity of a covert CIA operative, thereby threatening national security, well, that perjury was "flimsy" and a presidential pardon from President Bush is the only just outcome of this sham of a "vindictive prosecution."
It's all a matter of priorities, kids. - I guess you had to be there.
- Should I be more worried about the threat of extreme, militant Islamofascism, or the threat of really, really stupid people with blogs? Grapple, grapple ...
- And now that the people have spoken, Stephen Harper must thoughtfully ponder whether he truly gives a shit what they think.
- "Citoyen Dion": It's the new "Fiberal."
Now go have a shower. You've earned it.
SMACKDOWN! Oh, my. Anonymous commenter number one pulls out his best Grade 4, playground, witty zingers:
One Cherniak posts makes up for 1,000 less-than-excellent Conservative posts. And then there's Robert McClelland, Babble, and the man-hating harpies from Bread, Poetry, & zzzz. Your side has a virtual monopoly on wankitude, friend :-)
Yessir, that is some wicked wit. Did you come up with that all by yourself?
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One Cherniak posts makes up for 1,000 less-than-excellent Conservative posts. And then there's Robert McClelland, Babble, and the man-hating harpies from Bread, Poetry, & zzzz. Your side has a virtual monopoly on wankitude, friend :-)
Oh, you want wit? OK:
Why did the Liberal cross the road?
To steal taxpayer money.
There's a priest, a rabbi, and an imam.
The atheist had them all arrested and shot.
How many Liberals to change a lightbulb?
Did someone say lightbulb? I'll bet it's not a "green" lightbulb. Kill the Earth-hater!
What did one Liberal say to the other?
Hey, let's raise taxes, discriminate against white men, and let murderers and rapists walk the streets freely!
A Liberal man walks into a talent agency and says "Sir, I know you'll love our family's act".
The family does their act, then the talent agent had the pedophile "Aristocrat" family arrested.
While never being exactly complimentary to little Daffy, I have never used bad language the rare times I've commented on his blog. I have yet to see any of my comments get through his moderation process, despite seeing any number of fatuous and maudlin comments go sailing through: "Gosh, Daffy...you're brilliant...Your genius is even more stunning than that of Mark Steyn!!!!...oops...I wet 'em!!!"
So, I've written a letter of complaint to TVO, drawing attention to his blog, and indicating that a public broadcaster should look beyond airheaded propagandists with curious notions about discussion in a public venue when looking for the 'young' conservative perspective. Sad thing is, they're mostly all like little Daffy.
In a broader sense though, I've gotten tired of The Agenda. It's always Janice Stein and more Daffy than anyone deserves.
Watch TV with Daffy on? Get me that remote!!
Re: Fiberal.
I thought all the rage now was to dig up the person's middle name and make some snide suggestion that it has some deep significance (ie. Barack *Hussein* Obama). Maybe Damien *The Anti-Christ* Penny didn't get that memo from the Conservative *National Socialist Democratic Workers* Party of Canada?
" Anonymous said...
Oh, you want wit? OK:"
I anger, hate, stupidity and a lack of intelligence passes as "WIT" for the neo-clowns. Hey Anon, go back to praising George Bush's war plan, that is way funnier.
Side? The Conservatives and the NDP (and let's not forget the Greens and some Liberals!) are all on one side?
Oh, I get it. He means Cherniak is on one side and everyone else is on the other.
That isn't politics, that's playground antics.
When you're on the fringe, everyone else is on the other side, including Cherniak... I think that makes CC responsible for Paris Hilton, too...
The wank...
IT BURNS
How about a little more warning on what's lurking behind those links.
A horrible half dozen servings of of spite, greed and stupid should at least have WHMIS labeling by the title to warn us gentle souls.
It was like an a nightmarish progression of bizarre nesting dolls, each emanating from the backside of the one before it, right down to "and it now appears that Mr. Plonka hath shat a Damian".
I'll be OK now but a toxic six pack like that should have an Enter At Own Risk caution so as not to leave us like one of 007's martinis.
-Thanx
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