Friday, December 01, 2006
We're not obsessive-compulsive, we're just determined.
Apparently, nothing will get in the way of the wankersphere getting to the bottom of this "Six Sunnis burned alive" left-wing, sensationalistic, anti-American, troop-hating propaganda coming out of Iraq.
The rumour exists that, once upon a time, that same wankersphere was going to channel its awe-inspiring investigative powers of sleuthing into locating Saddam Hussein's mysterious weapons of mass destruction but, sadly, that turned out to be ... um ... you know ... hard.
STUNNINGLY BRILLIANT AFTERTHOUGHT: It occurs to me that, if the residents of CSI: Bloggerville are so thoroughly disgusted with the "liberal bias" of the mainstream media, then the obvious solution would be to organize, and create perhaps a blog-based, right-wing journalistic alternative that would be their shining light of truth, and reason, and ... and ... um ... actually, they kind of tried that already, didn't they? I don't think history is going to look kindly on that little experiment.
The phrase that leaps to mind is "licking your wounds and going home."