Jesus, you're not asking for much, are you?

A recent e-mailer, inspired no doubt by the recent discussions here at CC HQ, asks:

I was wondering if you could recommend a "good" conservative blog. Someone who has a conservative or rightish bent to their writing, but who is also fair, based in reality and not an ideologue.

To which I will go out on a limb and say, no, because those people are all batshit fucking crazy lunatics, except for the occasional lucky one who has a moment of lucidity, in which case the consequences are fairly predictable.

Next question, please.

AND AT NO EXTRA CHARGE. Speaking of batshit fucking crazy lunatics ...