Thursday, October 26, 2006
Blogging Tories Short Takes: Oct 26, 2006.
Shorter True North: "It's disturbing to think of society being overrun by Muslim whackjobs until you're beheaded when, as we all know, the proper end result is society being overrun by Christian whackjobs until you're killed by a high-powered rifle through your kitchen window. Although, in a pinch, beating someone unconscious and leaving them to die of exposure will do, I suppose."
Shorter The Politic: "Just when you thought I couldn't possibly find another reason to worship the U.S. ..."
Shorter Kathy Shaidle: "It's my turn to make fun of someone with a terminally wasting disease. It's the Catholic thing to do, you know."
Shorter Joel Johannesen: "Let them eat stocks."