Monday, September 04, 2006
Submit your own snark! Win valuable prizes!
Not to be outdone by Canada's other anti-feminist, Bible-whomping, Blogging Tory female whackjobs, we have the clinically-unhinged relapsed Catholic Kathy Shaidle, suggesting that "We need Status of Women Canada like a fish needs a bicycle."
Which, given Shaidle's religious inclination, inspires the following contest for readers of this blog, which challenges them to similarly complete the sentence, "A progressive and enlightened society needs the Catholic Church like ...."
Be creative. Be imaginative. Hell, be downright sacriligeous. Entries will be graded utterly arbitrarily by our crack (mostly sober) staff here at CC HQ, and the grand prize winner will receive a first run edition of Kate McMillan's recent work on multiculturalism, "Canada's aboriginals: Who the fuck let them in?"
Don't delay. Enter now. Contest closes whenever the hell I feel like it. Offer void where prohibited and prohibited where void.