Monday, September 04, 2006

Submit your own snark! Win valuable prizes!


Not to be outdone by Canada's other anti-feminist, Bible-whomping, Blogging Tory female whackjobs, we have the clinically-unhinged relapsed Catholic Kathy Shaidle, suggesting that "We need Status of Women Canada like a fish needs a bicycle."

Which, given Shaidle's religious inclination, inspires the following contest for readers of this blog, which challenges them to similarly complete the sentence, "A progressive and enlightened society needs the Catholic Church like ...."

Be creative. Be imaginative. Hell, be downright sacriligeous. Entries will be graded utterly arbitrarily by our crack (mostly sober) staff here at CC HQ, and the grand prize winner will receive a first run edition of Kate McMillan's recent work on multiculturalism, "Canada's aboriginals: Who the fuck let them in?"

Don't delay. Enter now. Contest closes whenever the hell I feel like it. Offer void where prohibited and prohibited where void.

8 comments:

steve said...

A progressive and enlightened society needs the Catholic Church like it needs the Bishop's dick up its ass.

ThinkingManNeil said...
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ThinkingManNeil said...

"A progressive and enlightened society needs the Catholic Church like a dysenteric elephant needs an enema."
--Neil H.

Alison said...

A progressive and enlightened society needs the Catholic Church like it needs more of this.

Heretic said...

The pope needs a condom.

The Seer said...

1. My first thought, when I saw the original post, is that you Canadians, if you had any kindness, would respond to our six-plus years of George Bush Jr. with a "Status of Americans" commission.

2. My second though was that if we Americans had any any clue about the identity of the current prime minister, we could start a "Status of Canadians" commission.

3. My third thought, after looking at the comments, is that I'll take the pope and the biships over the likes of Pat Roberts, The Revd and Rt Hon Ian Paisley and Jerry Falwell any day.

Zorpheous said...

A progressive and enlightened society needs the Catholic Church is a kin to the relative probability of the Pope endording a gay/homossexial love affair between Jesus and Satan inorder to promote safe sex via the use of french-tickler condoms.

(I'm going to burn for this one, LOL)

Meaghan Walker-Williams said...

A progressive and enlightened society needs the Catholic Church like the Federal Government's taxpayers (i.e you) needs those multi-billion dollar law-suits to settle with -- for the sexual depravity and physical violence and emotional abusive visited upon generations of Aboriginal kiddies in the residential schools.