All right, so that "valuable prizes" thing is total hogwash but, as a member of Canada's progressive (read: non-brain-damaged) community, you -- yes, you -- have the ability to make a difference.
As you can see here, the Canada-wide petition to defund the Status of Women Canada is in full swing, having garnered an overwhelming (at last count)
In response, I present The Petition To Get Canadian Wankers to Shut the Hell Up About the Status of Women Canada.
Act now! Sign the petition! As members of the reality-based community, it's your moral and ethical obligation to take the time. And show your support for Canada's women! And send me money in unmarked, brown paper bags!!
Small bills only, if you don't mind.