Wednesday, September 13, 2006

Don't panic! It's all under control!


[Updated with new snark below at no extra charge.]

Whoa, what a relief:

You can read and write comments again at ProudToBeCanadian. For the past couple of days it was switched off. You can again comment to Blog entries, and to our Columnists’ columns. And as before, you don’t have to join or log in to comment, but being registered and logged in makes it easier, and avoids the necessity of moderator screening.

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AFTERSNARK: The most depressing (and predictable) feature of that entire site can be found in the scribblings of commenter "Mister Kim" for that posting, who writes:

Got a comment ?? Then COMMENT !

Do not be afraid to speak up and voice your opinion. The Left is counting on your fear to do so.

Because, as we all know, there's nothing more terrifying than expressing your opinion on a website on which absolutely no dissension to your beliefs will be tolerated.

Profiles in courage, the lot of them.

SMITHERS! RELEASE THE HOUNDS! Until now, I'd resisted the temptation to link to the earlier Joel Johannesen-related idiocy but, sadly, commenter David just had to pick at that scab so, what the hell -- if you have a couple of hours and at least half a bottle of good bourbon, make yourself comfortable and go here, here, here. here, here, here, and, finally (God help us all) here.

This is, without question, the best entertainment you're going to get from someone in my price range. I hope you appreciate it.

9 comments:

Grog said...

And these clowns bitch and bellyache about "media bias"?

Paladiea said...

Double standard much?

Zorpheous said...

The short version.

Please express opinions that are in line with our own, or we will ban you.

Jesus, what a bunch is whiny arse, babies. Damn, they sound more like those mythical liberals that they keep bitching about.

steve said...

they are warriors in their basements

David said...

Be careful folks, you are impugning Joel's reputation and integrity again!

David said...

Scab-Picker...hmm, that might have to be my new online name. Gross and precise in just three syllables. Oops, sorry CC, I meant 00000011 syllables. And that is as high as I can count.

The Seer said...

So I took the opportunity to check ouit the comments at ProudToBeCanadian and found the comments to be more entertaining than the blog itself.

From a commentator identified as "The Patroit" came word that the Grits might "have some sort of invisible ray that they shoot down from outer space that sucks Canadians['] brains out their rear ends[.]"

According to his profile, The Patroit has 28 years in the RCMP, so I figure he knows. But probably isn't telling us everything.

The Grit Ray, seems to me, explains a lot. Cuz as a good number of the teevee commentators down south like to say, Our Beloved Leader was able to speak in complete sentences and carry on a normal conversation when he was governor of Texas. They have him on tape; they like to replay these tapes to show what might have been.

Like, maybe the Liberals aimed their Grit Ray at the White House on January 21, 2001. Under this analysis, EVERYTHING, from 9/11, to Iraq, to Hurricane Katrina to the current issues facing Canadian troops in Afganistan, is the Liberas' fault. (Notice, I didn't even say anything about the effects of the Grit Ray on Stephen.)

In summary, I want to thank you for pointing me to the comments at ProudToBeCanadian. The insights contained in these comments have opened my eyes to reality and the true danger that Liberals pose to Canada, and to the world.

eb said...

Hitler sucked.

OH SHIT! I'M BANNED FOR LIFE!

Anonymous said...

Canadian Cynic, you are a diamond in the rough.
Thank you.
Laughter IS the best medicine. The nuggets of wisdom are a bonus.

On Canadian Sentinal: I find it akin to visiting the zoo.