Sunday, July 02, 2006

Oh, lord ... they know not what they do.


Please, please, oh please, let this project be unclassified:

The Air Force is venturing forth into the virtual blue yonder with $450,000 in funding for a three-year project entitled “Automated Ontologically-Based Link Analysis of International Web Logs for the Timely Discovery of Relevant and Credible Information.”

That's right. The Air Force is studying blogs.

Credible? Yeah, credible is good. I mean, if you can't believe a bunch of Blogging Tories, well, who the fuck can you believe?

By the way, guys, that Osama dude is hanging out in Delisle, Saskatchewan. But you didn't hear it from me, right?

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Makes sense that Osama is in Delisle. What's coming out of there is objectively pro-terrorist.

Time for ol' Kate to find out if the food at Gitmo is really as good as she believes...

Anonymous said...

Great, now I have to move again.

Thanks a lot CC.