Monday, May 08, 2006

Water-hooker-bribe-poker-gate: Coming soon to a wanker blog near you!


Oh, please, please, pretty please, dear God, please, let this be true, because the furious, backpedaling, wanker spinning on how gambling, corruption and hookers is suddenly no big deal would be just way too much fun for words.

SUPER DUPER MEGA BONUS
! As the commenter points out, it's not just hookers, it's apparently gay hookers! Oh me, oh my --- gambling, bribery and gay hookers! I expected sleaze but I never expected a trifecta!

2 comments:

Michael said...

"No no no... we were quite open about it. The media misquoted us. When they reported that we said these guys had gone to the hotels 'just for poker', we had actually admitted they went there 'just to poke 'er'. So we really were open and above board all the time. Now go away and let us get back to the natural 'Do like we say, not like we do' order of things where we rule the entire world."

Have it Jahweh.

riley dog said...

even better...it's gay hookers.