From one of my all-time heroes, Wesley Elsberry, we have this gem. I may never need to watch The Daily Show again.
BONUS TRACK: I am reminded of the classic courtroom exchange:
Prosecution cross-examination: "When he went, had you gone and had she, if she wanted to and were able, for the time being excluding all the restraints on her not to go, gone also, would he have brought you, meaning you and she, with him to the station?"
Defense: "Objection, your honour. That question should be taken out and shot."