Monday, March 13, 2006
Blogging Tory Short Takes: March 13, 2006.
Shorter dissonance and disrespect: "Torture and abuse is hilarious. You've been a great crowd, I'm here until Thursday."
Shorter Dust My Broom: "When I use the term 'moonbat,' it means exactly what I want it to mean."
Shorter Bill Strong: "My God, but I love meaningless symbolism!"
Shorter M. K. Braaten: "Me too, me too!"
Shorter Adam Daifallah: "Well, sure, when Bush did it, it was just a cheap, tawdry, taxpayer-funded, opportunistic photo op meant to distract everyone's attention from his problems back home. This is, like, totally different."
Shorter The Monarchist: "Sorry, what was today's talking point? Oh, right ..."
Shorter Canadian Christian Conservative: "As a born-again Christian redeemed by the shed blood of the risen and eternal Lord Jesus Christ, I just want to say, 'Piss off, you freaking moonbats! Do you hear me?! Just shut up and piss off!!'"