Tuesday, February 14, 2006

You HAD to see this coming. Seriously.


No, it's not that Dick (and was there ever anyone more appropriately named?) Cheney was hunting without the proper permit. No, it's that that was someone else's fault.

AND ON THE LIGHTER SIDE
, the comedians weigh in. My favourite:

"Apparently the reason they didn't release the information right away is they said we had to get the facts right. That's never stopped them in the past."

1 comment:

Noel M said...

Cheney's got a gun
Cheney's got a gun
Went huntin' for some fun
His reputation's come undone

What did Dick Cheney do?
He shot his pal, yes it's true...

They say when Cheney goes out huntin'
You try to stay the hell away...
But look out for what's comin'
'cause when Cheney's got a gun
He might hit you with his shotgun's spray...!

Cheney's got a gun
Cheney's got a gun
Guess who is safe? No one
Everyone's on the run

Was the Vice Pres. high on glue?
What did Dick Cheney do?

He shot his friend, you know it's crazy
He hit him in the chest and head...
So don't get in the line of fire or else you may expire
The bastards lucky that he isn't dead...!

Shoot away...
Shoot away at the quail!
Shoot away...
Shoot away at the quail!
Shoot away...
Shoot away...
Shoot away...

Cheney's got a gun
Cheney's got a gun
Guess who is safe? No one
Now everyone's on the run

What did Dick Cheney do?
There's something I have to tell you

His rep's said sorry for the whole mess
The G.O.P. walks out okay
Well that is horse shit friends, I profess
"cause with guns they always say yes
But he'll go scotch free (unlike Delay...!)

Shoot away...
Shoot away at the quail!
Shoot away...
Shoot away at the quail!
Shoot away...
Shoot away...
Shoot away...

Cheney's got a gun...
Cheney's got a gun...
Cheney's got a gun...
Everyone's on the run...
Cheney's got a gun...
Guess who is safe? No one...
Everyone's on the run...
Cheney's got a gun...
Cheney's got a gun...
Guess who is safe? No one...
Everyone's on the one...
Cheney's got a gun...