Friday, January 27, 2006

Project management for complete idiots.



+---------+
| START |
+---------+
|
V
YES +------------+ NO
+---------------| DOES THE |---------------+
| | DAMN THING | |
V | WORK? | V
+------------+ +------------+ +--------------+ NO
| DON'T FUCK | | DID YOU FUCK |-----+
| WITH IT | | WITH IT? | |
+------------+ +--------------+ |
| | |
| | YES |
| V |
| +------+ +-------------+ +---------------+ |
| | HIDE | NO | DOES ANYONE |<------| YOU DUMBSHIT! | |
| | IT |<----| KNOW? | +---------------+ |
| +------+ +-------------+ |
| | | YES |
| | V |
| | +-------------+ +-------------+ |
| | | YOU POOR | YES | WILL YOU | |
| | | BASTARD |<------| CATCH HELL? |<------+
| | +-------------+ +-------------+
| | | |
| | | | NO
| | V V
| V +-------------+ +------------+
+-------------->| STOP |<------| SHITCAN IT |
+-------------+ +------------+

3 comments:

Luna said...

My husband has a t-shirt with that flowchart on it. I picked it up at a San Francisco in the mall. :)

jedwards said...

love this. great way to end a week reading this!

Mike said...

My favourite flow chart to start a meeting, particularly those meetings that want to change the way things are done (and don't need to be fixed!!!