Sunday, December 25, 2005
What IS it with right-wingers and sex with animals?
I am starting to get seriously creeped out by the conservative fixation on carnal knowledge of other members of the animal kingdom. I mean, Jesus (pun possibly intended), here we have Focus on the Family's James Dobson getting a little too animated when discussing the possibility of man-donkey relations.
Then there's Bill O'Reilly and his goat fetish -- mighty brave words coming from someone who would do unspeakable things with a falafel. There's Pennsylvania senator Rick Santorum's obsession with man-on-dog sex, not to mention Republican Sen. John Cornyn and his infamoux box turtles. [Ed: Box turtles? How exactly would ... uh, never mind.]
And, last but not least, there's right-wing nut job and anti-abortion activist Neal Horsley, who doesn't just talk the talk (if you know what I mean) when it comes to mules.
I don't know what all this means, but I'm sure it can't be good.