Sunday, December 25, 2005

What IS it with right-wingers and sex with animals?

I am starting to get seriously creeped out by the conservative fixation on carnal knowledge of other members of the animal kingdom. I mean, Jesus (pun possibly intended), here we have Focus on the Family's James Dobson getting a little too animated when discussing the possibility of man-donkey relations.

Then there's Bill O'Reilly and his goat fetish -- mighty brave words coming from someone who would do unspeakable things with a falafel. There's Pennsylvania senator Rick Santorum's obsession with man-on-dog sex, not to mention Republican Sen. John Cornyn and his infamoux box turtles. [Ed: Box turtles? How exactly would ... uh, never mind.]

And, last but not least, there's right-wing nut job and anti-abortion activist Neal Horsley, who doesn't just talk the talk (if you know what I mean) when it comes to mules.

I don't know what all this means, but I'm sure it can't be good.

1 comment:

Mark Richard Francis said...

Maybe they are so 'moral' because if they didn't control themselves, THEY'D go out and do such things.

Reminds me of a guy I knew a bit who had a terrible upbringing, spent time in jail, resented his homosexuality, was a prostitute and did drugs until he found God. He naturally figures that since he was saved this way, that everyone else needs to follow the same strict guidelines.

I've wondered what passes through his mind that he has to be so strict with himself.

Here's an example of how he wants to order the world: Hermaphrodites, he says, regardless of surgery or the state of their chromosomes, can never have sex, because whatever they do they are engaged in homosexual relations.

The guy I'm talking about is this lunatic:

Oh, and Merry Christmas.

(Get any coal in your stocking?)