Friday, December 02, 2005
Dear Americans: Please keep your religious wingnuts out of Canadian politics.
We up here in Soviet Canuckistan already have enough grief dealing with home-grown religious wankery. We don't need American bible-pounding loons coming up and trying to mess with our political process, particularly American bible-pounding loons that have a real problem understanding the concept of ethics and integrity and stuff like that there.
So, my dear American friends, the sooner you can put that little con artist in jail, the happier we'll all be. If you can do it before our impending national election, so much the better. Get cracking. Time's a wastin'.