Sunday, November 13, 2005

Jesus Christ, Pete ...


... would you like some cheese with that whine? Honestly, I don't think I've ever met such a pathetic group of thin-skinned, whiny little pussies than the right-wing Canadian blogosphere.

I mean, Christ, Pete, does your mother dress you in the morning, and does your father fight your battles for you when the playground bully starts picking on you? Grow up, for God's sake. What are you, eight years old or something?

Make no mistake -- I'm not defending Liberal for Life's sentiment. Clearly, it was thoroughly tasteless and inappropriate. But let's keep something in perspective, shall we? While those on the Left may occasionally, in a fit of pique, mutter about wanting to kill someone, it's those on the Right who actually follow through.

So until someone puts a bullet through your kitchen window, Pete, why don't you shut the fuck up and stop complaining? You're giving the Canadian wankersphere a bad name -- if that's even possible anymore.

3 comments:

PR said...

I'd say it became pretty much impossible following your decision to start blogging.

CC said...

Snappy comeback, Pete. But does it rise to the level of Anonalogue's:

"MAKEBELIEVE IMAGINARY HEARD-FROM-A-FRIEND “ANONYMOUS NOTES” DO NOT CONVINCE ANYONE OF YOUR POSITION ROBERT DUHDUHDUH!!!!!!!"

That one may very well be a classic, surpassed only by, "Oh, yeah? Well, so are you!"

And make sure you don't miss Pete's upcoming book, Wicked Retorts I Wish I'd Said at the Time, soon to be in good bookstores everywhere.

Meaghan Walker-Williams said...

CC,

Look.. there's some scientific research that could possibly Help Peter stop being such a paranoid nut case.

http://people.csail.mit.edu/rahimi/helmet/