You want a haiku bitch slap? Here's your bitch slap, Zorph:
Jesus freakin' Christ,
How can someone be so dense?
And this guy's in LAW?
Thank you, thank you. I'm here until Thursday. Try the veal.
SHARE THE EXCITEMENT: All right, fine. Ms. Z, it's your turn.
Zorpheous, you twit.
That first line of yours is wrong.
Can't you count to five?