Monday, October 17, 2005

Your daily Weasel Boy thumping. You know you waaaaaaaant it.


Apparently, theatrics and over-dramatization are bad:

Today Show reporter paddles a canoe in a flood that was inches deep ... Ridiculous! Why was she in the canoe? Why, to give the illusion that the flooding was much worse that it was, of course. It's not very dramatic when you're standing in inches of water.

Although, sometimes, really silly exaggeration is the way to go:

Republican National Committee

THE BIBLE ... BANNED.
Gay marriage ... ALLOWED.

This will be Arkansas ... if you don't vote.

Liberals want to impose their values on Arkansas.

Yeah, the liberals are going to be the death of the high-brow, sophisticated culture that is Arkansas. God could only hope.

P.S. Still bearing false witness, I see. You know, if you used only Weasel Boy as your metric, you'd swear that all Christians were a bunch of ignorant, badly-educated, inarticulate, lying sacks of crap. Luckily, those of us who actually get out know better. Good thing that.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

This constant berating of 'weasel boy' just makes you look like a dick, cynic. Even if you have completely valid points.

CC said...

Well, I could go looking for boneheaded, right-wing wankerness all over the net, or I can find it all in one place. It just saves time.