Fool me once, shame on me; fool me twice, well, OK, I'm just an idiot. Any of this sound familiar?
Amid escalating frustration over dwindling supplies of gasoline, ice and water, Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff and Florida Gov. Jeb Bush on Wednesday acknowledged shortcomings in the relief effort for Hurricane Wilma.
So, whose fault is this? Ah, I see:
At a news conference in Tallahassee, Chertoff urged patience while Bush said Floridians should have done more to prepare for the storm.
Dude, it's not nice to blame the natives. After all, most of them are mentally retarded -- they voted for you.