Phelps is real peice of crap, he makes the polluted waters in New Orleans look like it from a mountain stream.
To be fair, we need to know the kitten's opinions on homosexuality first.
I'm having trouble making a choice. Please supply more pictures. Is it a Republican kitten?
According to the news reports, it is a Godless, atheistic kitten. Bad luck, that.
Well, by all means the kitten then. Perhaps Mr. Phelps can be renders to the point where he can be fed to the kitten. Waste not want not.
I like the idea of rendering Phelps, but I would suggest he then be used as fertilizer in a special garden that grows immense cucumbers which are subsequently pounded up the ass of the every insane right wing religious "leader" in the US. That would require a substantial amount of cucumbers.
But if it was a godless, atheistic kitten with a drinking problem.....Well, then it could be saved, turned around, and made King of all things Feline (especially if it was the middle born in a litter of three).
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