From the court files of "Can't touch me":
Lawyers for Pope Benedict XVI have asked President Bush to declare the pontiff immune from liability in a lawsuit that accuses him of conspiring to cover up the molestation of three boys by a seminarian in Texas, court records show.
And where exactly is Pope Ratzo the First these days?
Pope John Paul II -- an icon for young people -- launched World Youth Day in 1986. This year, Pope Benedict XVI will preside.
Oh, man, that is just so wrong.