Friday, July 29, 2005
"Make a dick of myself? What do you mean?"
Sometimes you can only lean back and wonder what the &@$%*&^*#* they were thinking. Like here, where bow-tied, right-wing doofus Tucker Carlson is going to, starting in August on MSNBC, host his own show -- a show that, because of its time slot, will compete head-to-head with (wait for it ... wait for it ... here it comes ...) Jon Stewart.
Words fail me. Really.
SLIGHT OOPSIE: Upon more careful reading, Carlson's show on MSNBC won't be starting in August, it will simply be moving from its current slot to the "Let Jon Stewart Kick me in the Nads" 11 p.m. slot.
I'm assuming the end result will be the same.